I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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