windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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