No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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