'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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