So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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