At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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