But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.