He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
FUCK WHALES
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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