Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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