I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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