Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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