She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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