I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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