waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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