you're like a bully in the Christmas story
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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