YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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