one word: firstdatebathroomanal
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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