I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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