i don't like sucking hair
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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