i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.