just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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