it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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