Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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