After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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