Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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