HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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