Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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