i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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