listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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