just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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