We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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