just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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