Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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