I must be too annoying 4 u.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
