just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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