Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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