Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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