You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
What a dumb baby whore.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
