dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Come see our sink grown plant.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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