I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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