I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
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He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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