VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
if only i could text you this smell
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
last night I used snow as a chaser
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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