I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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