so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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