btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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