I hate all girls vehemently.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
