Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
tell me about the eggs
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