Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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