was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
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