me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
My liver just had a heart attack.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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