i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I think pants incapable of making pants work
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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