She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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