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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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