That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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