i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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