she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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