all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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