Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Randomize